Sunday, April 21, 2013

Craigslist diaries: This man could use some compassion

Sex adiction oral sex (Denver)

I am a Male with an addiction to performaing oral sex on woman.

I am Hoping to meet a compasionate woman who will assist me to break this habit.

I am consumed with the thoughts of oral sex and it is creating difficulties in my life. 
Wait, so, you want a woman to help you break this habit? I have just the thing! You need a filthy woman, a woman with "backpacker bush"! 

Friday, April 5, 2013

Craigslist Ads that confound me.

Wondering if there is a man... ( denver )

Who is willing to let me use their strap on on them. It has always been my fantasy. You out there? Send pic. I am real and I am serious............Reply to me .........{barbaralinda25565}[at]{ o m}............ 
The most confusing part of this ad is they want the guy to provide his own strap on, which he for some reason owns even though he should be fully equipped with a real penis of his own, thus negating the necessity for a strap on. Seriously bitches, bring your own strap on if you wanna fuck a guy in the ass with it. Just seems lazy to not have your own.