Don't forget to say "Yeah, my wife!" if someone asks you if you've got a dishwasher at home. Guaranteed laughs all round.
@ShelbyFero Get drunk and pretend to have fun." -parties
If anybody asks, I'm super excited to be at work right now and NOT going from office to office peeing a little bit on everybody's chair.
Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh..SPLATMAN. - thats my new superhero im working on. He fights crime by shooting lethal loads on villians.
At the Zoo instead of the gym. Pretty much the same. I'm sweaty, thirsty &considering letting one of these hairy animals rip off my spandex.
As always, I will vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to do the time change thingy were it's light later in the day all year.
@NataleeDara I don't see what all the fuss is about, I fold fitted sheets the same way I fold regular sheets: I don't