If you don't know much about Twitter, it's a place people like myself go to say a few things that are on our minds at the moment. It's like an orgy of thoughts, people saying whatever comes to their mind, and this can be really cool, but it can also be really bad. One of the really bad parts about twitter is some people's constant need to say every god damn thing that happens to them as if their Twitter feed is some sort of low rent uninteresting reality show. Some people are startlingly unaware of the fact that nobody cares that they hate their job, what music they're listening to, or where they're eating (Seriously I never knew how many narcissists existed before social networking, the number is staggering). Listen, I'm sure I've said a lot of unfunny shit on Twitter, Facebook, etc, but I am trying to amuse people with every tweet. It's like an open mic, some of it is received by crickets, other times I'll get a RT or 2 and feel really good. Here's an example of a tweet that is so retarded, the Special Olympics called they want their IQ back...@Got_StupidJuice #Thosethreewords GImmie Dem Draws. I'm just glad George Carlin wasn't around to see the complete and utter bastardization of the english language. Just because there's 140 characters doesn't mean you have to be a complete and utter failure as a human being on display for the world to see. Hopefully some people read this and learn, but more likely nobody will read and nobody will learn because that's the American way!